Aaaahhh! Akhirnya, diriku bebas dari cengkaman dunia, bebas dari buruan realiti yang menyakitkan! Tapi sayangnya, hanya buat seketika. Tak sampai seminit dua karang, ada-ada je khabar berita yang menghalang kebebasan ini dari berputik. ceh! Puitis lah konon! Kucing mengiau joke lagi sedap dengar. Baiklah, saya nak bercakap pasal diri sayalah pulak, asyik ngan politk, dunia dan topik yg all-inclusive, baik lepas distress sikit. Yelah, masa tengah remaja ni, bebaskan sedikit diri tu, jangan banyak sangat fikir, nanti cepat tua. Bayangkan, ‘appearance’ mcm nenek, tapi anak joke blum ada, camne nak ada cucu? Kira nenek spesies baru ler ni, kan? Hihi. Tak pasal-pasal rupa dah macam nenek kebayan.
Okay, here goes: Name: Amirah Fakhira Binti Masrul Azam B/D: 30th May 1996Zodiac: Gemini Age: 13 (in 2009) Blood Type: Erm, dunno.. distinctively:pFave Colours: Blue, Green, Black, White I am: 1st from 3 Fave Drinks: Ice Lemon Tea, juices and mineral waterHobby: Reading, poem, blogging, perfect example inform, singing (oops!), online, meditative (admit it, I’m eldritch!!!)Friends: Pretty much every joke Close Friends: Definitely my cousins! And sister.. and meFave Pet: Cats, hamsters and fishies.
:c), gothic (on the inside), loving, loath, brotherly, close, sympathetic, about aware, skilled (because every joke told me so!), distraught, embarrassing, unpredictable, conscientious, and not I construe who I in the final analysis am, no joke else. (no dogs allowed!!!)Fave Animal: The astonishing, paralysing King of the Sky, Eagle!!!Personality: I’m surprising, surprising, intransigent, free-spirited, about aware man, fantasizer, bloodthirsty, looney (sometimes), careful, fancied (the favourable joke, ok?), deafening (I deem.), loner, unwavering, immaterial, cold-hearted, quieten, laid inchoate, unnerving (I wanted to be a vampire. Languages: Malay and English Race: Malay Country: Malaysia. and it’s not in Africa!Ancestry: Arab (probably Lebanese or Yemeni), Bugese, Malay, Chinese and MinangI aversion: Racism, people who hijack my dogma, undedicated leaders, remiss youths who pay out their point clubbing, murderers, drugs, hooch, anything that makes me delicate health, myself(sometimes), lies, and incredulity.
Fave Artists: Evanescence, Bunkface, Pop Shuvit, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Nickelback, Micheal Heart, Pete Teo, Suki, Diana Danielle, Maya Karin and uncountable others. Ceh! Amacam, ok tak? Sesiapa yg tak setuju dengan hobi saya, fave artist saya atau apa-apa joke kat blog ni, lantak koranglah! Yang penting, aku dapat meluahkan diriku pada hatimu, aku dapat tunjukkan siapa aku! Ok, cukuplah tu, makin menjadi plak. Original Phrase: Love from your captivate create annoyance at and you liking arise incitement, darling from your compassion and you liking arise composure: but most of all, darling candidly and in all honesty, in the course of you liking arise the meanings of zing, from this creation and beyond.
Tapi satu saja pesanan gua: jangan gaduh, jangan kecoh, baru aman sikit dunia ni. Cukuplah dengan surat khabar yg asyik bawak berita buruk je, takde langsung berita baik. Artis antarabangsa dtg sini bukan ‘good news’, ok? Tu joke asyik tangguh, sebab ape? Sebab negara ni negara Islam, dorang ingat negara ‘terrorist’. Apa yang media dorang sajikan, tu jelah yg dorang dapat. Kebanyakan orang Amerika yg kita sangka bijak ni rupanya bangang tahap kera. Bila keluarkan peta, mintak tunjukkan Malaysia, semua bedim mcm pocong diajak pegi kenduri kahwin. Bukan sebab Malaysia tak famous, oh tidak! Sedangkan negara yg tak pernah didengari langsung joke kita boleh jumpa, inikan dia! Bukan bersifat perkauman ya, ini kebenaran.
Like it or not, kau telan jelah, biar melecur lagi tekak tu.