A continuaciуn, voy a transcribir un examen al que nos han sometido hoy en clase de Biologнa, aunque no tenнa nada que ver con la materia. Nos han dado media hora para hacerlo y nos han dicho que repartieramos bien nuestro tiempo, prestando atenciуn a las preguntas y leyйndolas antes de hacer el examen (cosa que nadie ha hecho). A medida que iba avanzando me he puesto mбs nerviosa hasta llegar al punto de echarme a reнr con el poco sentido del examen en sн. Os animo a que intentйis hacerlo. Do you accede to with the following proclamation? If drugs were undisturbed, I’d extremely do them.2. Allб va:1. Your whizz-bang girlfriend tells you they boa $10,000 from a magnanimity.
Do you ruminate over them in? Explain. You accidentaly leave high during a diminutive dog with your send. 3. Do you:a. Keep driving. Contact the holder and explicate the position.
b. c. Contact the holder, but respond big Daddy else did it. Your sister is recompense Harry to invest a slog of banknotes to apostrophize reserved for herself as a chanteuse. 4. You’ve heard her; she’s horrendous.
Do you take a shot to leave off her? Why?5. I choose I had a kryptonite cantankerous, because then you could keep to both Dracula AND Superman away.b. Which of the following Deep Thoughts next to Jack Handley is the funniest to you?a.
If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a minor behind your horse, I gamble I would at the end of the day be bound for b assault you childish if you looked abandon and the minor was reading a magazine c. If you were a copy, you recall what would be the at one item that would at the end of the day be bound for b assault you childish? Treasure chests with no handles. Anytime I inquire about bid adieu something break across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and the minor screams and tries to misappropriate a red-letter day it high, I be bound for b assault to horse laugh, becaus what IS that item?!e. How the nether regions are you presumed to be successor to it?!d.
None of the enormous. Despuйs de esta ъltima pregunta yo no sabнa si ya no sabнa oeillade o si me estaban tomando el pelo. What do you misappropriate a red-letter day if, from the numbers listed, you multiply next to twelve the reckon of periodic numbers that are in a wink followed next to an individual reckon 4-7-8-5-6-1-3-3-2a. їEn serio me estб hablando de criptonita, piratas, cowboys, etc?6. 12b.
24c. 48e. 36d. 607… is a synonym of baddie blood. Enmityb. a.
Distrustc. Ambivalenced. Anxiety8. Subjectivitye. Column X=0.8/3 Column Y=1.5/9a. The number in Column X is greaterb. The two quantities are equald.
The number in Column Y is greaterc. I don’t knowAl menos en esta nos dejan poner que no tenemos ni p. concept. Hidden in the judgement is a briefly association to at one of the categories listed. 9. Find the secret briefly, and occur the ilk to which it belongs: When I enliven up, I fall short of to be a rangera. An animalb.
A colourd. A vegetablec. I don’t knowЎEsta (creo que) la he sabido! La respuesta es Bear10. Esta pregunta consta de una serie de imбgenes desde las que debes formar una serie. First drain high a terribly conceitedly triangle up the abide by to of of 4.
11. Now, in the following, misappropriate a red-letter day the briefly that doesn’t befit: Cheese, ice, stone, wax, chocolate, snow. 12. Each flat, vertical and diagonal obligated to developing up to 15.
Complete this full with numbers from 1 to 9. En esta habнa un cuadrado con tres filas y tres columnas, con un 4, un 5 y un 6 colocados en diagonal. 13. The little lady-love says, Give me seven of your shells and I when one pleases be bound for b assault twice as diverse as you! The pacify answers, Are you childish? Give me seven of yours and we’ll be bound for b assault the but amount! How diverse seashells does each at one be bound for b assault?a. A lady-love and her pacify are picking seashells on the noviciate. The little lady-love 12, the pacify 5b.
Wife 16, pacify 9c. Wife 51, pacify 37e. Wife 49, pacify 35d. I don’t recall. 14. The following part of typescript can be folded into a cube. Rub high the triangle you made.
Only at one of the cubes depicted underneath is admonish. Can you occur which at one is admonish?What?! Despuйs de dibujar el puto triangulito nos hace borrarlo. Lo del cubo, es un dibujo wickedness importancia. Por suerte, yo no habнa dibujado ninguno. 15. Teachers are a singular uncouple from racecourse that alone misappropriate a red-letter day by to torture students and forgo baddie marks.
Now drain high a conceitedly comity up the abide by to of of 10. If you accede to, defend up. Mi incertidumbre va en aumento.
їQuй coсo es esto y dуnde estб la cбmara?16. large Don’t do questions 1 to 15, and when you finale respond paella alibi sonorous. An elephant is a mammal, and an eagle is a bird. large A wasp is an insect. Pero. First identify a send, then explicate a send, then explicate a send.
ЎїQUЙ?!17. 18. First upon a affect on paper and a rubber, then respond the differences. The formulary of density is D=m/V. 19.
Mass is 2g, Volume is 1 litre. Find alibi density, may be seen your working. If you even so haven’t writen your identify on the high point of the exam, inscribe a zero at the put tush corner. 20.
MENOS MAL QUE LO TENНA ESCRITO. 21. You are a scholar. Multiple attachments:a.
b. You scrutiny in this edifice. You are doing an exam. c.
d. You are a scholar, you scrutiny in this edifice, and you are doing and exam. Draw what is your trump up of hair’s breadth and eyes. 22. Write all answers of the exam on the abandon of this number. 23. Then do the composition.
Label the following judgement A forest contains trees with ecosystem and individuals. їQue haga el dibujo?їQuй dibujo?24. Biology: Explain what is a apartment. їїї???25. Physics: Explain what is a apartment.
Ask the himself sitting next to you recompense his/her penЎNiсa, dйjame tu boli!26. Say true/false, admonish if imprecise: This part of typescript can be folded in an hexagon. Show the mixture of the following formulary: 23squared multiplied next to 476 divided next to 23,7. 27.
Don’t fritter away the adding motor car. You be bound for b assault finished the exam. (mъsica de suspense)ЎMr. Este sin-sentido alone podнa ser obra de una identity.
P. Martin!(Ya hablarй de este sujeto otro dнa.)En fin, ahora que habйis visto el examen, podйis imaginar mбs claramente la cara que se nos ha quedado a mis compaсeros y a mн.